fetch mi slippers

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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, 'me feet are freezing mate, could you nip up stairs and fetch me slippers?'

'No bother' says Murphy, and runs upstairs[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]

There, sat on their bed, are paddys stunning 19 yr old twin duughters. 'Hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag ya both.'

'F*ck off ya liar' they said.

'I'll prove it' says paddy. So he shouts down the stairs 'Both of them Pat?'

'Course' he says 'What's the use of f*cking 1 of them Very Happy

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